Hey SCB lovers,
Long time, no talk!

Since we spoke last, we beat the Chicks Ahoy! and took on the Gore Gore Rollergirls...

It was a tough game and was running close but the Betties ran into some bloody trouble and had to accept an upsetting defeat.
Hot Roller got slammed in the first period and had to leave the track on a stretcher, leaving the bench rattled and down a main pivot. Then, in the second period, Dyna Hurtcha got kicked out while she was wearing the star for brawling on the track with Mia Culprit. In the end, I am happy to report that Hot Roller is ok (she just had extreme whiplash) and will be returning to the track for the championship. As for Dyna, it turns out that she wasn't really physically attacking Mia Culprit and the expulsion call was a misunderstanding... rather she was trying to get herself untangled from Mia's legs and skates.

Anyway... WE ARE IN THE CHAMIONSHIPS and we are going to KICK your ass if you don't come! We are taking that boot and there is no way to stop us...

We had the Thames Fatales (FCRG) out to practice with us yesterday and we learned some awesome tricks that will most certainly piss off some Gories. Thames play in Kitchener on November 7th... so check 'em out! http://www.forestcityderbygirls.com/

Then... come see us kick some Gore-Gore ass!

Love,
Miss. Behaviour

P.S. At the top of this post is the wicked poster Adam Swinbourne made us for the last game... and stay tuned for a new Swinbourne poster for the championships. Hmm.... I wonder which rollergirls will be on that poster?

Betties WIN!!!

Betties take on the Chicks Ahoy and win!

The Smoke City Betties took home another win on Sunday against last years Champions; The Chicks Ahoy!

It was a close game and those Chicks were hitting hard, but they were the ones hurting at the end of it all when they had to eat the defeat.

The Chicks will be green with envy when we take that boot from them at the end of this season...

Until then, check out more Toronto Roller Derby at our new home in Downsview Park. For more information go to http://www.torontorollerderby.com/.

And incase you missed the game, check out all the wicked footage at http://www.layer9.ca/.

Smoke That!!

Love,

Miss. Behaviour

The rad photos above were taken by Art Czyzyk!

Smoke City Betties vs. DTD - Sat. June 13th

It's what you've been waiting all year for! Check us out at George Bell arena on June 13th when we take on the Death Track Dolls.

And thanks to Adam Swinbourne for the rad poster!

Toronto Roller Derby This Weekend!

Come and check out the Gore Gore Rollergirls take on the champion Chicks Ahoy this Saturday at George bell Arena (215 Ryding Ave).

The Betties will all be in attendance checking out the competition and serving you some fresh Amsterdam beer.

See you there!

xoxoxo

Miss.Behaviour

So Hot We're On Fire!

Think we look hot? Of course we do! And it's all thanks to our favorite Toronto based designer; Lindsay Fry, who knows how to make one hell of a sexy derby outfit that can stand up to being tugged and pulled all season long.

Derby girls! Contact Lindsay at ellefrystudio@gmail.com if you want to look smokin' hot without worrying that your uniform might rip off.

P.S. She doesn't just design for derby... so you can still look good even if you don't know how to rollerskate! Contact her for more info.

xoxox

Miss.Behaviour #58

Smoke This Info!

Hello all you hot SCB lovers!


So much has happened to the Betties in the last few months, I hardly know where to begin...


The Betties ran into a bout of bad luck while preparing to take on the Beast of The East. Our training started with a bang when Poison Thorn; one of our newest and most talented skaters, broke her leg. The break may have taken her off the track, but it hasn't broken her spirits as she continues to heal and her bones become stronger than ever before. Look out for her later this season as she will surely return to the track with a vengeance and a thirst for victory. Until then, check out this hottie sitting bench side, cheering on her Betties and giving the glare of death to our opponents.


After a couple more bumps in the road, we headed to the Beast of the East with our shiny blue shorts and prepared to meet the meanest teams of Montreal. We played the best of the best and took on the Slaughter Daughters (our very own Slaughter Lauder scored a grand slam during this match screaming "Mama's Home!"), The Death Row Dames and Les Contribanditas....twice! After two days of blood, bruises and hard hits, the Betties took home third place. Smoke That!



Now that we're back in the big smoke, things are still on fire! Dickless Tracy and Lady Frost decided that their derby days weren't done and re-joined our pack after seeing our hunger for victory in Montreal. We also managed to snag the hot and dangerous Pretty Peeved, formerly of the Bay Street Bruisers, and Crimson Shivers from Calgary. Now we have ginger power times three (Crimson, Marvel S Maven, and Slaughter are all smoking hot red heads)!



As if we didn't already hit the jackpot with our new skaters, we manged to pick up three new additions that will surely join us in our quest of kicking ass! We're not going to reveal their identities at this time for fear that the other teams might drop out of the competition once they realize that they're gonna get smoked!!





Stay tuned for our game schedule which will be made public in a few days...



We'll see you in the stands... until then.... SMOKE THAT!



Love,

Miss.Behaviour







"Blow it out Your Ass" trophy made by Tommy Toxic

"Blow it out Your Ass" trophy photo taken by Susan Moss.

New Betties!

Hello all you smoking hot SCB fans!

I am pleased to announce that the Betties are back in gear and ready to burn up the track. We are banking for that boot this year and to help us get to the Championship, we've added some hot new talent to our roster.

Poison Thorn is a hot little firecracker who is ready to smoke the opponent with her super-human speed and show-stopping good looks. Watch out for her this year as she jams her way into your hearts!

Janice the Menace is sure to cause some chaos on the track, and she'll break your heart just as easily as she breaks bodies. Check her out this year, she'll be the one in black and Betty blue, hitting down the opposing jammer and speeding through the pack.

Kerry (who's derby alias is not being revealed at this time due to Smoke City Betty security risks) is one of the best skaters that the Big Smoke has seen in this century. You wont need to know her derby name as you'll know it's her jamming when the other team is crying. She's a smoking hot red headed amazon who has the other teams shaking in their skate boots.....


WARNING to opposing teams: We're not the same Betties that you once knew. We've been in severe training mode and we're going to knock you out of the competition.... we may look cute in our uniforms, but you'll be wearing our colours too once we're finished with you; black and blue...

2009 is the year of the Betties... we hope to see you in the stands. Stay tuned for our schedule and location.

Until next time... SMOKE THAT!

Love,

Miss. Behaviour #58

Betties Fun-Raiser! Jan 24th

Come party with the Betties at our secret clubhouse (okay, I guess it's not a secret anymore...), and enjoy cheap beers, great bands, games, prizes, women for sale, and good times for everyone!!

We're fundraising to get the team up to Montreal for the "Beast of the East" tournament in April and we need your help to get there!!

Amsterdam Brewery
21 Bathurst St., Toronto
Tickets $10