It's what you've been waiting all year for! Check us out at George Bell arena on June 13th when we take on the Death Track Dolls.And thanks to Adam Swinbourne for the rad poster!
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
Smoke City Betties vs. DTD - Sat. June 13th
It's what you've been waiting all year for! Check us out at George Bell arena on June 13th when we take on the Death Track Dolls.
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
Toronto Roller Derby This Weekend!
Come and check out the Gore Gore Rollergirls take on the champion Chicks Ahoy this Saturday at George bell Arena (215 Ryding Ave).
The Betties will all be in attendance checking out the competition and serving you some fresh Amsterdam beer.
See you there!
xoxoxo
Miss.Behaviour
Tuesday, May 5, 2009
So Hot We're On Fire!
Think we look hot? Of course we do! And it's all thanks to our favorite Toronto based designer; Lindsay Fry, who knows how to make one hell of a sexy derby outfit that can stand up to being tugged and pulled all season long.
Derby girls! Contact Lindsay at ellefrystudio@gmail.com if you want to look smokin' hot without worrying that your uniform might rip off.
P.S. She doesn't just design for derby... so you can still look good even if you don't know how to rollerskate! Contact her for more info.
xoxox
Miss.Behaviour #58
Smoke This Info!
Hello all you hot SCB lovers!
So much has happened to the Betties in the last few months, I hardly know where to begin...
The Betties ran into a bout of bad luck while preparing to take on the Beast of The East. Our training started with a bang when Poison Thorn; one of our newest and most talented skaters, broke her leg. The break may have taken her off the track, but it hasn't broken her spirits as she continues to heal and her bones become stronger than ever before. Look out for her later this season as she will surely return to the track with a vengeance and a thirst for victory. Until then, check out this hottie sitting bench side, cheering on her Betties and giving the glare of death to our opponents.
After a couple more bumps in the road, we headed to the Beast of the East with our shiny blue shorts and prepared to meet the meanest teams of Montreal. We played the best of the best and took on the Slaughter Daughters (our very own Slaughter Lauder scored a grand slam during this match screaming "Mama's Home!"), The Death Row Dames and Les Contribanditas....twice!
After two days of blood, bruises and hard hits, the Betties took home third place. Smoke That!
Now that we're back in the big smoke, things are still on fire! Dickless Tracy and Lady Frost decided that their derby days weren't done and re-joined our pack after seeing our hunger for victory in Montreal. We also managed to snag the hot and dangerous Pretty Peeved, formerly of the Bay Street Bruisers, and Crimson Shivers from Calgary. Now we have ginger power times three (Crimson, Marvel S Maven, and Slaughter are all smoking hot red heads)!
As if we didn't already hit the jackpot with our new skaters, we manged to pick up three new additions that will surely join us in our quest of kicking ass! We're not going to reveal their identities at this time for fear that the other teams might drop out of the competition once they realize that they're gonna get smoked!!
Stay tuned for our game schedule which will be made public in a few days...
We'll see you in the stands... until then.... SMOKE THAT!
Love,
Miss.Behaviour
"Blow it out Your Ass" trophy made by Tommy Toxic
"Blow it out Your Ass" trophy photo taken by Susan Moss.
So much has happened to the Betties in the last few months, I hardly know where to begin...
The Betties ran into a bout of bad luck while preparing to take on the Beast of The East. Our training started with a bang when Poison Thorn; one of our newest and most talented skaters, broke her leg. The break may have taken her off the track, but it hasn't broken her spirits as she continues to heal and her bones become stronger than ever before. Look out for her later this season as she will surely return to the track with a vengeance and a thirst for victory. Until then, check out this hottie sitting bench side, cheering on her Betties and giving the glare of death to our opponents.
After a couple more bumps in the road, we headed to the Beast of the East with our shiny blue shorts and prepared to meet the meanest teams of Montreal. We played the best of the best and took on the Slaughter Daughters (our very own Slaughter Lauder scored a grand slam during this match screaming "Mama's Home!"), The Death Row Dames and Les Contribanditas....twice!
After two days of blood, bruises and hard hits, the Betties took home third place. Smoke That!Now that we're back in the big smoke, things are still on fire! Dickless Tracy and Lady Frost decided that their derby days weren't done and re-joined our pack after seeing our hunger for victory in Montreal. We also managed to snag the hot and dangerous Pretty Peeved, formerly of the Bay Street Bruisers, and Crimson Shivers from Calgary. Now we have ginger power times three (Crimson, Marvel S Maven, and Slaughter are all smoking hot red heads)!
As if we didn't already hit the jackpot with our new skaters, we manged to pick up three new additions that will surely join us in our quest of kicking ass! We're not going to reveal their identities at this time for fear that the other teams might drop out of the competition once they realize that they're gonna get smoked!!
Stay tuned for our game schedule which will be made public in a few days...
We'll see you in the stands... until then.... SMOKE THAT!
Love,
Miss.Behaviour
"Blow it out Your Ass" trophy made by Tommy Toxic
"Blow it out Your Ass" trophy photo taken by Susan Moss.
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
New Betties!
Hello all you smoking hot SCB fans!
I am pleased to announce that the Betties are back in gear and ready to burn up the track. We are banking for that boot this year and to help us get to the Championship, we've added some hot new talent to our roster.
Poison Thorn is a hot little firecracker who is ready to smoke the opponent with her super-human speed and show-stopping good looks. Watch out for her this year as she jams her way into your hearts!
Janice the Menace is sure to cause some chaos on the track, and she'll break your heart just as easily as she breaks bodies. Check her out this year, she'll be the one in black and Betty blue, hitting down the opposing jammer and speeding through the pack.
Kerry (who's derby alias is not being revealed at this time due to Smoke City Betty security risks) is one of the best skaters that the Big Smoke has seen in this century. You wont need to know her derby name as you'll know it's her jamming when the other team is crying. She's a smoking hot red headed amazon who has the other teams shaking in their skate boots.....
WARNING to opposing teams: We're not the same Betties that you once knew. We've been in severe training mode and we're going to knock you out of the competition.... we may look cute in our uniforms, but you'll be wearing our colours too once we're finished with you; black and blue...
2009 is the year of the Betties... we hope to see you in the stands. Stay tuned for our schedule and location.
Until next time... SMOKE THAT!
Love,
Miss. Behaviour #58
I am pleased to announce that the Betties are back in gear and ready to burn up the track. We are banking for that boot this year and to help us get to the Championship, we've added some hot new talent to our roster.
Poison Thorn is a hot little firecracker who is ready to smoke the opponent with her super-human speed and show-stopping good looks. Watch out for her this year as she jams her way into your hearts!
Janice the Menace is sure to cause some chaos on the track, and she'll break your heart just as easily as she breaks bodies. Check her out this year, she'll be the one in black and Betty blue, hitting down the opposing jammer and speeding through the pack.
Kerry (who's derby alias is not being revealed at this time due to Smoke City Betty security risks) is one of the best skaters that the Big Smoke has seen in this century. You wont need to know her derby name as you'll know it's her jamming when the other team is crying. She's a smoking hot red headed amazon who has the other teams shaking in their skate boots.....
WARNING to opposing teams: We're not the same Betties that you once knew. We've been in severe training mode and we're going to knock you out of the competition.... we may look cute in our uniforms, but you'll be wearing our colours too once we're finished with you; black and blue...
2009 is the year of the Betties... we hope to see you in the stands. Stay tuned for our schedule and location.
Until next time... SMOKE THAT!
Love,
Miss. Behaviour #58
Sunday, January 11, 2009
Betties Fun-Raiser! Jan 24th
Come party with the Betties at our secret clubhouse (okay, I guess it's not a secret anymore...), and enjoy cheap beers, great bands, games, prizes, women for sale, and good times for everyone!!
We're fundraising to get the team up to Montreal for the "Beast of the East" tournament in April and we need your help to get there!!
Amsterdam Brewery
21 Bathurst St., Toronto
Tickets $10
We're fundraising to get the team up to Montreal for the "Beast of the East" tournament in April and we need your help to get there!!
Amsterdam Brewery
21 Bathurst St., Toronto
Tickets $10
Saturday, October 4, 2008
Message from our Fans!
Ladies and Gentlemen, please rise for the Singing of the National Anthem.
That is the best way to start an evening - though this evening started
3 days before the game actually started. This past year, it was my
pleasure to attend yet another Smoke City Betties fundraiser at Hurricanes Roadhouse. Now as many of you might already know, these
evenings tend to start early, and go late with a whole evening of
Party time in between. And since I now have a "grown UP" job I am not
much of a partier anymore. Though every time these nights happen be it a Thursday, Tuesday or Saturday, I am there is full force singing my brains out and steadily becoming more off key as the night goes on - as most people who have seen me - well, they know.
That fateful evening there began an auction raising money for our
beloved Betties, and I wanted the grand prize, and so did my brother,
and so did some guy... while the bids grew higher and the bar grew
louder. I started putting in phone bids for my brother in Fergus who
is a huge rocks fan! Did I say huge? Yeah, there was a time when my
brother wanted to go pro and play for the rocks.... though as you can
see by the photos, not the toughest looking guy.
Anyhow, while bidding my brother got more and more excited about sitting with me - and screaming and drinking beer. Which is what a couple of townies - such as we - often do. Finally after yelling out my final bid,the bar went silent, understanding that this Victory was by far the greatest of the evening. We had won, he was excited, I was excited, we were yelling and drinking beer already. What a great family bonding experience.
As I went to claim my prize it was clear that we had chosen a night that would live on in infamy forever. I bought a hat, 2 shirts (one for me, one for my brother) and we were going to promote the Betties. You can see by the photos that we were decked to the nines in SCB colours, and we yelled loud and drank beer!
What a great night, thanks Betties, we'll see you at the next fundraiser.
Melissa (& her screaming brother)
That is the best way to start an evening - though this evening started
3 days before the game actually started. This past year, it was my
pleasure to attend yet another Smoke City Betties fundraiser at Hurricanes Roadhouse. Now as many of you might already know, these
evenings tend to start early, and go late with a whole evening of
Party time in between. And since I now have a "grown UP" job I am not
much of a partier anymore. Though every time these nights happen be it a Thursday, Tuesday or Saturday, I am there is full force singing my brains out and steadily becoming more off key as the night goes on - as most people who have seen me - well, they know.
That fateful evening there began an auction raising money for our
beloved Betties, and I wanted the grand prize, and so did my brother,
and so did some guy... while the bids grew higher and the bar grew
louder. I started putting in phone bids for my brother in Fergus who
is a huge rocks fan! Did I say huge? Yeah, there was a time when my
brother wanted to go pro and play for the rocks.... though as you can
see by the photos, not the toughest looking guy.
Anyhow, while bidding my brother got more and more excited about sitting with me - and screaming and drinking beer. Which is what a couple of townies - such as we - often do. Finally after yelling out my final bid,the bar went silent, understanding that this Victory was by far the greatest of the evening. We had won, he was excited, I was excited, we were yelling and drinking beer already. What a great family bonding experience.
As I went to claim my prize it was clear that we had chosen a night that would live on in infamy forever. I bought a hat, 2 shirts (one for me, one for my brother) and we were going to promote the Betties. You can see by the photos that we were decked to the nines in SCB colours, and we yelled loud and drank beer!
What a great night, thanks Betties, we'll see you at the next fundraiser.
Melissa (& her screaming brother)
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